MISSION CONTROL
For shifts that feel like deep-space missions. Tees for the workplace-humor-inclined, the coffee-dependent, and anyone whose meetings could have been emails.
Heavyweight ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, lived-in. Made to outlast the trip.
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C-Suite Reptilian -
Forward March -
Eldrich's Cubicle -
Long Nap -
Refresh Curse -
Pending Spec -
Tears in Coffee -
Same Tuesday -
Undo Squad -
Chronic Lateness -
Final Word -
Headspace Track Team -
Off-Scan -
Range Cleared -
Body Language -
Quota Met -
Tribunal -
Bedside Manner -
Workplace Incident -
Headset Hero -
Galactic Karen -
Mantis Mom Energy -
Strong Recommendation -
Newton's Fourth -
Hot Potato -
Help Desk -
Sanitation Squad -
Performance Review -
Eject Button -
Optimist -
Malfunction -
Light Year Latte

