Contact Logged: The Grey

You've made contact with the Grey. The big-eyed classic that's been doing unauthorized flyovers since 1947 and still refuses to file a flight plan. You don't fix what works.

However this sticker found you — handed over in person, spotted on a pole, riding a stranger's water bottle — your scan just logged a vote for Team Grey in the Outpost's ongoing alien preference census. The data is anonymized. Probably.

Your reward: 10% off your first order was applied automatically the moment you landed here. No code to type — just shop.