Contact Logged: The Reptilian

You scanned the Reptilian. Consider your vote cast. The one that allegedly runs everything — banks, governments, the algorithm that keeps showing you ads for things you only thought about.

However this one reached you — handed over, found on a lamppost, or scanned off the back of a stranger's shirt — your scan just logged a vote for the Reptilian. Exactly the kind of decisive curiosity they recruit for. Your loyalty has been noted. By whom, we can't say.

Your reward: 10% off your first order was applied automatically the moment you scanned. No code to type — just shop.