Contact Logged: The Reptilian

You've made contact with the Reptilian. The one that allegedly runs everything — banks, governments, the algorithm that keeps showing you ads for things you only thought about.

Maybe someone handed you this sticker. Maybe you found it on a lamppost and scanned it anyway, which is exactly the kind of curiosity they select for. Either way, your scan just logged a vote for Team Reptilian in the Outpost's ongoing alien preference census. Your loyalty has been noted. By whom, we can't say.

Your reward: 10% off your first order was applied automatically the moment you landed here. No code to type — just shop.