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Black Hole Donut funny sci-fi t-shirt — Apsion Outpost
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  • Black Hole Donut funny sci-fi t-shirt — Apsion Outpost
  • Black Hole Donut funny sci-fi t-shirt — Apsion Outpost
  • Black Hole Donut funny sci-fi t-shirt — Apsion Outpost
  • Black Hole Donut funny sci-fi t-shirt — Apsion Outpost
  • Black Hole Donut funny sci-fi t-shirt — Apsion Outpost
  • Black Hole Donut funny sci-fi t-shirt — Apsion Outpost
 
Black Hole Donut

Black Hole Donut

Color: Dark Heather
Size: Please choose a size
Size Guide
$29.99
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 (10,000+ Outpost regulars and growing)

Description

🛰 Standard Outpost Issue
100% ring-spun US-grown cotton from the Gildan Softstyle® line — lightweight at 4.5 oz, because if you're spending the long quiet watching the sky, you might as well be comfortable doing it. Classic crew-neck cut, equally at home at the office or in low orbit. Pearlized tear-away label so nothing tugs at the back of your neck reminding you that you're still out here. Oeko-Tex certified, US Cotton Trust Protocol member — every stitch ethically posted, far-out crowd approved. Runs true to size, holds its shape, ages slowly. Printed and shipped stateside by real humans who probably also forget what year it is.

Note: Heather Grey uses a cotton/poly blend — same Gildan quality, slightly softer drape.
Care Protocol

🛰 Field Care

- Cold water only (hot water is for the cosmically rushed).
- Turn inside out before washing — protect the graphic. You're going to wear this for a while.
- Use a gentle detergent. This cotton is calm. Keep it that way.
- First wash might bleed a little — keep it separate from anything you actually care about.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry. Air-drying means more time to look up at the sky.

Drying Instructions:

1. Avoid high heat. Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and keep that soft, second-skin feel.
2. Tumble dry low (optional). If you're using the dryer, low heat or delicate cycle only.
3. Remove promptly. Pull it out as soon as it's dry. The shirt's been waiting — don't make it wait longer.

A Few More Field Notes:

- Skip bleach and harsh detergents — they fade the color faster than the universe is expanding.
- Skip fabric softeners — they mess with the cotton's natural texture.
- Ironing? Don't press directly on the graphic. Flip the shirt inside out or use a pressing cloth.
Shipping & Returns

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Free shipping on orders over $75, our thanks for showing up.

Outpost orders ship within 7 days. From there, USPS handles the cosmic transit, usually 2 to 5 days, depending on how far out you are. Track it like mission control or forget it ever shipped, both responses are valid.

Returns: If the Outpost Misfires

Look, we want you to actually love what you ordered. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll fix it. That's on us.

Here's the deal:

  • Damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
  • You've got 30 days from purchase to let us know.
  • Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it.
  • Email us at [your support email] actual humans, not a corporate void.

We're not a faceless megacorporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to make it through without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change — we'll always keep it reasonable.

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What ships from the Outpost

T-Shirts made from heavyweight cotton, garment-dyed, lived-in from the first wear. Made to outlast the trip. Not another fast-fashion blend that dies in six months.

Designed here. Printed here.

Designed here. Printed here.

Every Apsion design starts as a sketch on the Outpost floor. Refined, approved, and printed in small runs. Not a generic template plucked from a catalog.

Got a question? We're up anyways.

Got a question? We're up anyways.


Sizing, order tracking, the meaning behind a deadpan shirt, whatever it is, send it and a real person answers. Usually within a day, sometimes faster. The far-out crowd looks after each other.

Garment detail
For the stargazer, the time traveller, and the proud owner of too many sci-fi tees.
Lifestyle photo
Premium 100% cotton.
Folded. Ready. Yours.

The void doesn't care. We do.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

Believe it or not, Earth. We're a US-based company with printers in both Florida and Texas.

Will I get a tracking number with my order?

Absolutely! Once your order dispatches from the Outpost, you'll receive an email with your tracking #.

What size will fit me best?

We've created an easy to read size chart that can be located on the product page. If you still have questions you can always contact us.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees. Comfortable in orbit, durable on Earth, gentle on the skin. Exact materials vary by design — full breakdown on each product page.