Name: Contractor Remorse
Brand: Apsion Outpost
SKU: 15781728874381036390
Price: 24.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Contractor Remorse

Color: White

Size: Please choose a size

2XL

$24.99

Shipping calculated at checkout.

Description

🛰 Standard Outpost Issue
100% ring-spun US-grown cotton from the Gildan Softstyle® line — lightweight at 4.5 oz, because if you're spending the long quiet watching the sky, you might as well be comfortable doing it. Classic crew-neck cut, equally at home at the office or in low orbit. Pearlized tear-away label so nothing tugs at the back of your neck reminding you that you're still out here. Oeko-Tex certified, US Cotton Trust Protocol member — every stitch ethically posted, far-out crowd approved. Runs true to size, holds its shape, ages slowly. Printed and shipped stateside by real humans who probably also forget what year it is.

Note: Heather Grey uses a cotton/poly blend — same Gildan quality, slightly softer drape.

Care Protocol

🛰 Field Care

- Cold water only (hot water is for the cosmically rushed).
- Turn inside out before washing — protect the graphic. You're going to wear this for a while.
- Use a gentle detergent. This cotton is calm. Keep it that way.
- First wash might bleed a little — keep it separate from anything you actually care about.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry. Air-drying means more time to look up at the sky.

Drying Instructions:

1. Avoid high heat. Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and keep that soft, second-skin feel.
2. Tumble dry low (optional). If you're using the dryer, low heat or delicate cycle only.
3. Remove promptly. Pull it out as soon as it's dry. The shirt's been waiting — don't make it wait longer.

A Few More Field Notes:

- Skip bleach and harsh detergents — they fade the color faster than the universe is expanding.
- Skip fabric softeners — they mess with the cotton's natural texture.
- Ironing? Don't press directly on the graphic. Flip the shirt inside out or use a pressing cloth.

Shipping & Returns

🪐 Your Supply Drop Is Inbound

Free shipping on orders over $70, our thanks for showing up.

Outpost orders ship within 7 days. From there, USPS handles the cosmic transit, usually 2 to 5 days, depending on how far out you are. Track it like mission control or forget it ever shipped, both responses are valid.

Returns: If the Outpost Misfires

Look, we want you to actually love what you ordered. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll fix it. That's on us.

Here's the deal:

Damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
You've got 30 days from purchase to let us know.
Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it.
Email us at crew@apsionoutpost.com actual humans, not a corporate void.

We're not a faceless megacorporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to make it through without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change — we'll always keep it reasonable.

Also On Your Frequency

What ships from the Outpost

Soft ring-spun cotton tees, printed when you order so nothing gathers dust in a cargo bay before it reaches you.

Designed here. Printed when you order.

Every Apsion design starts as a half-baked idea and earns its place through too many revisions and a late-night yes-or-no vote. Original art only — never a stock graphic.

Got a question? We're up anyways.

Sizing, order tracking, the meaning behind a deadpan shirt, whatever it is, send it and a real person answers. Usually within a day, sometimes faster. The far-out crowd looks after each other.

For the stargazer, the time traveller, and the proud owner of too many sci-fi tees.

Premium 100% cotton.
Folded. Ready. Yours.

The void doesn't care. We do.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

Believe it or not, Earth. We're a US-based company headquartered in Michigan with printers in Florida and Texas also.

Will I get a tracking number with my order?

Absolutely! Once your order dispatches from the Outpost, you'll receive an email with your tracking #.

What size will fit me best?

Our shirts are true to the sizes you're used to but we've created an easy to read size chart that can be located on the product page. If you still have questions you can always contact us.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees. Comfortable in orbit, durable on Earth, gentle on the skin. Exact materials vary by design — full breakdown on each product page.